This ought to be a fun week.

This brings back memories of the bathtubs backing up last year after our two straight months of rain or so. Well, I suppose it's not quite that bad yet.

Also, nice opening day, Red Sox. You managed to hold a lead against Kansas City for a whole half inning, and only ran yourself into outs at second base twice (that I saw).

This brings me to my annual Red Sox season starting... thing, where I talk about the Red Sox. This time I'm going through the lineup to give praise and criticism where it is due. Mostly criticism.

1. Julio Lugo - No doubt about it, we're going to miss Alex Gonzalez's miracles at shortstop. However, from what I hear, Lugo can actually get some hits. That's a trade I'm willing to make.
2. Kevin Youkilis - I have a hard time saying anything bad about Youk. I fully expect to see him outperforming Loretta's performance of last year if he stays in the number 2 spot. Of course, we know he could be productive anywhere in the lineup.
3. David Ortiz - I don't need to say anything.
4. Manny Ramirez - Same as ever. No reason not expect his trademark brand of superproductive laziness.
5. J.D. Drew - I admit that I have a certain bias against J.D. Drew. Everybody says he's a clear upgrade from Trot Nixon, but... I miss Trot Nixon.
6. Mike Lowell - I hope he can produce like he did last year, and I hope he's not lonely on the left side of the infield without Gonzalez. He's getting old, though, and he needs to stay healthy.
7. Jason Varitek - Jason, I really need you to bounce back from last year. Really. The Jason Varitek I know does not bat seventh.
8. Coco Crisp - Does anybody else remember that when we got Coco, we were promised a Johnny Damon caliber player? Well, I do.
9. Dustin Pedroia - I have no idea. His salary is listed as "N/A" on ESPN's website. I suppose I can give him a chance. On a side note, how did Mark Loretta end up with the Astros?